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A Note To Our SHIRT CLUB Customers...
HankCo
jacksonpublick
Hello, cherished members of The Venture Bros. Shirt-of-the-Week-Club…


Some of you are wondering: "Where are my shirts?"
The short answer is: "Your shirts will start shipping super-soon."

As you know, Shirt Club shirts are printed to order--meaning we don't make a bunch of them ahead of time, and we don't make more than are ordered. This is why they are so jazzily "limited edition" and coveted by all. It also means we don't place our order for shirts with our shirt providers until the ordering period for that shirt is closed. For example, the subscriptions and individual ordering period for Week 1's HankCo and Palaemon shirts ended on June 9th. We tallied, organized, and triple-checked all those orders, then placed our order with our shirt printer on the 11th.

HERE'S THE THING: It is a shitload of shirts. The response to this season's Shirt Club was so overwhelming that it was, well… frankly overwhelming. American Apparel needed a few extra days to come up with all the blank shirts we needed. And our silk screen printers needed a few extra days to print them. In fact, they've been busy at it for a few days now. Compounding the issue was our decision to release TWO different shirt designs in our inaugural week.

But we're all on top of it now and everything's on track. The HankCo and Palaemon shirts will be delivered to our Titmouse satellite facility this week, and an eager staff of Honorary Astrobase Cadets and Soulbots will immediately begin packing them in ludicrously well-designed custom envelopes, carefully inserting lovingly printed Hankbucks, and sending them on their way. Once they start, shipments will go out at the end of each and every day, insuring we're getting them to you literally as fast as we possibly can (This is seriously a lot of shirts!).

The order for Week 2's "U.R.G.H!" shirts has already been placed, and now that everyone knows what to expect and our systems are all in place, things should move a lot smoother for future shipments.

You will all be happy soon. We promise. Like The Venture Bros. itself, VB Shirt Club is worth the wait and eager to please! Ask anyone who was a member last time!

We Love You,
JP

I purchased the shirt subscription as a birthday gift for my husband. I was so happy to get a slip saying I had a package waiting at the post office, knowing it was the first shipment... Only to find out that Titmouse put the value as $165 for ONE SHIRT so Customs was charging me $35.95 for the package! (If the value had been entered as $16.50, I wouldn't have had to pay any Customs fees.)

I seriously can't afford to pay an extra $35.95 for each delivery. Just wanted to let you know how your Canadian subscribers are getting screwed.

But, you know, the shirts are great! Love you guys and love the show; I emailed Titmouse and hope they have a solution for me!

That does indeed suck, and I'm sorry to hear it. Our shipping folks are working on it now to keep that from happening again. International shipping is a sticky wicket that's managed to give us a big hassle on this end, too.

(so glad you like the shirts, though)

No Hank!, Not the Nozzle

I've been watching this rich fatty deposit of pure breast fed hilarity since before the pilot lite was lit, and I am impressed. Enough that I've come out of the dark to post on this datamining love in to say something about it. The way you slide poop jokes in right under everyone's nose is an achievement worthy of the kinda praise we usually save for holy ghost. You have the best hands and voices in contemporary animation, and your using them to press all the right buttons. Its as though my imagination is an angry nest of bees, and they finally found something good to sting.

You must be at least as messed up as I am.

If I wasn't so busy watching the herb garden I would show up at the next convention you attend in Seattle dressed as a super villain and start arching you until you either hire me or have me arrested.

Is there ANY way y'all would consider doing a week of reprints for this season's shirts? A lot of us are pretty bummed this season got cut in half, and that'd be a great way to make it up to us, haha. Just one week where we can buy any shirt from this season. Hell, charge an extra $5/shirt, I don't care. I just need that damn HankCo shirt...

Screen printing is art aided by industry, but mostly art. Getting t-shirts takes a while.

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hello Jackson, long time reader, first time writer. I have been a fan of your work since you were still Christopher (interesting side-note: my mother originally wanted to name me Christopher Lee,so we almost had the same name but this isn't horseshoes) when you were writing The Tick.
In regards to your post I am actually writing to extend my interest in acquiring Venture and/or Jackson/Doc related memorabilia, art, foodstuffs, or anything from you dudes that contains coolness thahello Jackson, long time reader, first time writer. I have been a fan of your work since you weret I can sell in a particularly unique smoke shop in the quaint little town of Las Vegas, NV.
I can't guarantee this but if you can give us a chance to be a seller of Venture goods and possibly promote your amazing show as well (I have every episode on dvd, just try to stump me) if you or Doc come into any Another Level Smoke and Vape I'll give you free smokes or vapor products(like nothing crazy though, you know, within reason) plus if you enjoy green things I'd love to get super stoned with either or both of you.
Love,
Gordon Burch of Another Level Smoke and Vape